Friday, March 21, 2014

Accidental Demon Slayers: Daughter of Darkness pt. 4


The ride up to Fantasy Land with Brittany had been peaceful until the subject of Max came up. 

“So, how did you meet him?”  Brittany was looking out the window, watching, as the city seemed to melt away, replaced by a sea of green. 

“At the conference.”  Clare kept her answer short.  She didn’t really feel like getting into all the dirty details. 

“Max West.”  Brittany glanced at her.  “He doesn’t really strike me as someone you would hang out with.  I mean, a TV “ghost hunter” doesn’t strike me as someone you would befriend.” 

“He got attacked by a succubus, I saved him.”  Clare left out the part where she had actually used Max as bait for the succubus. 

“He is cute, though.”  A sly smile spread across Brittany’s face.  “Did you screw him?” 

Clare nearly slammed on the brakes.  She could feel her face turning bright red at the very sound of Brittany’s question. 

“You so did!”  Brittany was laughing now.  “Was he any good?  What was it like?  Come on, tell me!  Don’t leave out any details.  Human sex is something I haven’t tried yet, so I need you to paint a really vivid picture for me.” 

“That stuff is private!”  Clare’s voice was choked with embarrassment. 

“Oh come on.  I’ve ripped the souls out of men, and watched them burn for eternity.  I’m hardly in a position to judge anyone for getting off.”  She had calmed down, but that smile was still plastered on her face. 

Clare took a deep breath.  She had never really been one for “girl talk.”  It didn’t come up much when you spent ninety percent of your time training to battle the demonic legions that plagued the world.  Still… she had to admit that it would feel nice to act normal for a little while. 

“Fine.”  She sighed.  “He was… pretty good.” 

“Pretty good?  Define pretty good.”  Brittany was leaning in closer.  Close enough where she was almost a distraction from driving.  “Did he make you scream?  Pull your hair?” 

“No.”  Clare had to laugh.  She suddenly realized that Brittany’s view of human sexuality was most likely shaped by free porn clips on the Internet.  “It was pretty normal, I guess.” 

“Does he have a big…” 

The sign for the turn off to Fantasy Land suddenly came into view. 

“Oh look, we’re here!”  Clare was hoping Brittany would get the hint and drop the subject. 

“Fine.”  Brittany sat back in her seat, crossing her arms over her chest.  “If you won’t tell me, then I guess I’ll just have to find out for myself.” 

As she turned up the drive towards the theme park Clare’s face started growing hot again.  She didn’t even really understand why.  Why should she care if Brittany slept with Max.  I mean, she had hooked up with him a few times over a weekend.  Outside of  the physical she had no real connection with him.  Still, she couldn’t help but feel a little protective. 

Brittany caught the look on Clare’s face.  “Do you like him?” 

“I… no… I just…” Clare gripped the steering wheel tight.  “Listen, if you want to sleep with Max, that’s your deal.  I could care less.” 

“If you say so.”  Brittany turned her attention out the window, but she still had that stupid smirk on her face. 

Clare did her best to refocus.  She could see the faded, chipped sign for Fantasy Land at the end of the driveway.  It looked like no one had bothered to repaint it since her last visit, which was almost twenty years ago.  She could only imagine what the rest of the park looked like. 

As the got closer, Clare could see a large, white van parked in front of the rusted gate.  Standing next to the van was a small cluster of people, and in the middle of that cluster was Max. 

She suddenly felt her heart jump. 

“Damn it,” she muttered to herself.  This was not going to be an easy case. 

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